S01E19: I love ya Papi

S01E19: I love ya Papi

The William Nylander Defence Squad is out in full force this week as we question literally every single deployment decision Babs has been making lately!! Fun!!

Also: Auston “100 goals” Matthews scores his 101st goal, the USA and Canada Women’s National Hockey Teams are AMAZING, Jensine and Helen are still swooning over Hilary Knight, and the Leafs… well, they sure played some games this week, didn’t they?

S01E18: AU5TON

S01E18: AU5TON

Auston Matthews is a Toronto Maple Leaf!!!! and honestly its a miracle we managed to talk about literally anything else this episode. Still, we found some time to discuss the general hysteria around the looming Marner contract, the Leafs outdoor practice in downtown Toronto, a beautiful pair of William Nylander goals, and our ideal lines for the Leafs moving forward.

S01E17: Fun and Flirty

S01E17: Fun and Flirty

Okay, so the Leafs might not have hit the ground running coming out of bye week, but we’re not letting it harsh our Muzz. This week, we take a look at some roster moves around the league, come to terms with the fact that we maybe kind of like the Jets now, and regrettably, take some time to talk about offer sheets. Hope you’re proud of yourselves on that one, Toronto Media.

Plus, Helen puts Jensine and Mel to the test to see how well they can distinguish Romantic Hockey Fact from Romantic Hockey Fiction.

S1E16: Who you gunna call? Slumpbusters

S1E16: Who you gunna call? Slumpbusters

Peter Chiarelli has been fired!! Holy shit we can’t believe that it took this long!! Meanwhile, the Leafs wrecked the Capitals 6-3 in a magical slump-busting game, the NHL managed to truly out-NHL itself with the All Star Weekend, some players wore some baller suits, and Dubas held a press conference. We also discuss which Leafs would win what in a beauty pageant, what mascot we would like to spend a week living with, and try and match hockey teams to r/relationships posts.

S1E15: Beast in the East

S1E15: Beast in the East

It's trade season babeyyyyy! And so far there have been.... no trades involving the Leafs. But while the Ducks are busy trading out their entire roster, some other stuff did happen: Buffalo and Columbus' respective mysteries have been solved, Ryan Johansen has been suspended for two games, and the NHL and NHLPA have confirmed that there will be no 2020 World Cup. As for the Leafs, well... Babs, can you turn on your location for a second? We just want to talk.

S1E14: Man Rocket

S1E14: Man Rocket

Hockey butts, man rockets, and a lifetime supply of vodka, oh my! On this episode of Real Gud Pros, the Leafs hit the campaign trail for noted Man Rocket Morgan Rielly, ensuring that we will never again know a moment's peace. Also, we take a look at some goings-on in women’s hockey, investigate the drama brewing down in Columbus, and the Bruins regrettably do a thing we like… right before doing that thing we hate.

S1E13: Whatever it takes

S1E13: Whatever it takes

The Leafs only played two games this week but William Nylander scored so does anything else even matter?

Even though the Leafs didn't have the most busy of weeks the rest of the hockey world was rocking. We talk World Juniors, All-Star selections, and...well...whatever is happening over in Edmonton. We were also inspired by the Boston Bruins' Peaky Blinders cosplay at the Winter Classic to try and determine what era of fashion captures the true spirit of a few other hockey teams.

S1E12: New Year, New D?

S1E12: New Year, New D?

We’re back from the holidays and more prepared to fight Sabres fans than ever! But first, we have to catch up on a fuckton of games, recap the last-minute bid by the Dallas Stars to take the 2018 Tirefire Management of the Year Award, and provide an extensive play-by-play look at Auston and Mitch’s performances at the Nutcracker. And finally, to ring in 2019, we provide some members of the team with the New Years resolutions WE think they should make (and also begrudgingly make some of our own).

S1E10: Why is it always the Bruins?

S1E10: Why is it always the Bruins?

It’s our tenth episode and now that we’re trusted hockey experts, we think it’s high time we start making some changes around here. This week, we propose some NHL rule changes (spoiler alert: some of them are… more serious than others). Also—the CWHL content is here and amazing, NO ONE IS GETTING OFFER SHEETED, the Leafs are once again trying to kill us personally, and Josh Leivo had to Josh Leave-o.

Oh, and one more thing: FUCK the Boston Bruins.

S1E8: Do it for the narrative

S1E8: Do it for the narrative

Sure, Willy still hasn’t signed but we’re feeling optimistic!! Mostly!! Kinda!

Either way, we’re not lingering on it, because there’s lots of other stuff to talk about. The very entertaining trash fire also known as the Ottawa Senators is, remarkably, getting worse, the speculation over Mitch Marner’s worth is also somehow escalating, and, oh yeah, there were some hockey games played too.