lmao y’all I don’t even know anymore
Join us as we discuss Brendan Shanahan’s hurt feelings, have a wee cackle over Jack Eichel winning a cup before McDavid, and conduct a mini anthropological study of NHLer weddings.
S05E19: Birthing the Stanley Cup
S05E18: No Soap Operas, Just Greek Myths
It’s important to celebrate the victories in life, especially if the victory is avoiding a second-round sweep.
Join your hosts as they break down the first four games of Round 2 vs the Florida Panthers. Sure we know what happened, but it’s important to remember the good (and delusion). Enemies are declared, friendships are ended, and for a bit of fun, hockeys are paired with some classic Greek Myths.
S05E17: Matthew Knies Reputation Era
S05E16: Narrative
S05E13: William's Empty Nest
Liz: I just think the 1st round pick for Sandin is going to come back into play!
Narrator: The pick did not come back into play.
Join Liz and Producer Emily as they discuss the Leafs’ trade deadline moves, try to determine who Tanner Jeannot even is, and ask why Dubas insists on empty-nesting Nylander.
S05E12: Thoroughbred on Skates
S05E11: John Tavares' Backpack Haul
Do you ever sit and think about how much you love John Tavares? Well, have we got the episode for you!
Join us as we finally learn what’s in Tavares’ backpack, laugh at Bo Horvat getting traded after getting named to the All-Star game, and discuss (in depth) our favourite slut and manwhore NHL performances.
S05E09.5: Leafs' Secret Santa
It’s that time of year again! February! A normal time to release a bonus Secret Santa episode.
Join us as we give out our very special gifts to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Digressions include: our need for access to the Leafs’ finsta accounts, the Swedish tradition of the Gävle goat, Mitch’s Zeus tattoo, Luke Skywalker’s Chanel boots, Earthquake preparedness, Newfoundland dogs, and so much more!
S05E10: Stitch 'N Bitch with Mitch
Welcome back to Real Gud Pros! Turns out when you take a little Christmas break, news starts to pile up — who knew!
Join us as we discuss the declining quality of the Leaf to Leafs, homophobia in hockey (I’m getting deja vu), the Leafs’ season so far and how we’re feeling going into the second half and eventually playoffs.
S05E09: Desert Island Daddy
Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we’re psychoanalyzing the Leafs!
Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don’t even want to talk about how much ogling I had to edit out. It was egregious.
S05E08: Justin Holl’s Rights and Wrongs
I was wracking my brain, trying to remember all the fun things we talked about, and I remembered that Justin Holl threw a puck. And then I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Oh Justin.
Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ never ending list of injuries, Tage Thompson (who?) scoring 5 goals in a game, and cast some NHL players in Love Actually — it started as different holiday movies but then we got swept up in the love actually of it all.
S05E07: Hockey to Doomsday Pipeline
S05E06: Another Day, Another LTIR Placement
Another week, another defenceman on LTIR. Who cursed us? Can we undo the curse? Oh, getting a note from future Liz: no we can’t!
Join us as we discuss injuries, Kyle’s continuing obsession with the Soo Greyhounds, an absurd amount of games, and which Leafs would be the best drag contestant. MLSE please call us, we have ideas.
S05E05: No Hibachi in Hell
The Toronto Maple Leafs are dropping like flies so we think it’s time to put them all in padded rooms — save them from themselves.
Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ injuries, gently bully Holl into trying Korean bbq, decide which NHLers we want to follow around the grocery store, and give Borje Salming his flowers. Rest in peace, Borje.
Mitchell Miller Discussion: 32:54 - 59:25
S05E04: Hockey Horror Picture Show
Let’s do the time warp again and go back in time to before Halloween and before Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Join us as we discuss injuries, the Arizona Coyotes’ making the best of a bad situation, and a disastrous California road trip. To ease the pain, we torture some NHL teams by dropping them in some of our favourite horror movies.
S05E03: Spooooky
[Vincent Price Voice] The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of endless goddamn injuries
It’s feeling very spooky around these parts, and only partially due to Halloween. Join your hosts as we join Mitch in eulogizing Jake Muzzin, critiquing the NHL’s Diversity and Inclusion report, and choosing couples costumes for some … inspired NHL pairings.
